fangirlinforlyfe

unitednationsofhetalia:

obsessionality:

mynameisbruni:

myotpwillbethedeathofme:

black-frostbite:

Facebook got a movie.
Now Google’s getting a movie.
When the fuck does Tumblr get a movie?

Guys do you really want a movie about all the gay porn we post?

yes

definitely.

of course

damnyoujacewayland:

Remember that one time Clary and Simon had an awkward romance?

thisismyfavoritewebsite:

larryfrakkingwinchester:

o
herlipssinksships:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry

I do, and this is much better.

omg.

I watched this for like, ten minutes. I love it.

lonelywhiteasian:

no really i’m funny i swear please stay

theanti90smovement:

i cant believe how many friends i dont have

porcelain-h3art:

c1it:

britishslang101:

got-glasses:

that-filipino-kid:

Disney used to be on point. Idk wtf that Shake It Up and A.N.T Farm crap is. Even second generation Disney had SOME core to it; Early Hannah Montana, Early Suit life of Zack and Cody and Wizards of Wavery Place. Even Sonny with a chance was ALRIGHT. Now they’re just getting desperate.That’s so Raven taught things like ^THIS. Now the only thing Disney talks about is boy crushes. Lizzie McGuire had a variety of different episodes, And one episode was even about Miranda having an eating disorder. Something SERIOUS that people can ACTUALLY relate to.Then there was Phil Of The Future and Even Stevens- Mainly for entertainment as opposed to teaching moral lessons, But at least they were creative and entertaining. This new crap is just pathetic.
This.
Preach.

AMEN.

reblogging for my childhood omg

if only everyone thought like that..

samischino:

frapputwinko:

I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know

aldestra:

harrysthefather:

we should all have like a secret language. so the fake tumblr people don’t understand.

like if thereS A WAR GOING ON WE COULD TALK IN CODE.

LIKE WE COULD CROSS OUT SHIT AND THE TUMBLR PEOPLE WOULD KNOW THATS THE SIGNAL TO HOVER OVER THE POST TO READ THE SECRET MESSAGE LIKE:

~~i like sour purple nipples~~

omg

WE SHALL DO THIS

year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK